DOPE ROPE | Wacky Watermelon | 200MG | Premium Gummy Rope

🍉 The Wacky Watermelon Rumble (as Told by Gummy DeMarco, Flavorfluencer) Gummy DeMarco discovered Wacky Watermelon outside Muskegon, Michigan, after wandering into a late-night “Watermelon Rodeo” he swears wasn’t on any map. Instead of bulls, the arena was full of giant, glossy watermelons bucking like they’d just mainlined fruit punch. One particularly wild one locked eyes with him, winked, and launched itself straight into his arms. What followed was part wrestling match, part tango, part very juicy therapy session. By the end, Gummy was drenched in sweet, tangy watermelon nectar, laughing like a man who’d just found his life’s purpose. 👅Tastes like: Sweet-tangy summer making out with your taste buds, soft and cloud-like but dripping with enough juicy swagger to leave you sticky, smiling, and wondering if you need to light a cigarette afterward. Visit GummyDemarco.com to learn more. What is Dope Rope? The name Dope Rope might sound like we’re winking at you, because we are. But the flavor? We take that very seriously. This 200mg gummy rope was hand-forged in the lab by flavor scientists, culinary critics, and one guy who eats so much sour candy his dentist calls him “Job Security.” This Is Your Tongue. This Is Your Tongue on Dope Rope. We mapped your tongue like an unexplored continent (Sweet. Salty. Sour. Bitter. Umami) and launched a full-scale flavor invasion we’re calling the Flavor Matrix™. The result? A cannabis edible so advanced we had to invent Advanced Chewology™ just to explain it. It’s quite the tasty experience and we have two trademarks to show for it. This is Dope Rope. Chew responsibly.